My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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