I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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