Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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