My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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