One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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