I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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