people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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