The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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