Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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