oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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