When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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