Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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