she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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