Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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