I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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