Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i believe in u and ur pee
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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