we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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