dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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