Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
the raccoons are back...
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