So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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