So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Every concussion has its silver lining
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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