Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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