McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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