im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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