I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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