everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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