I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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