I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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So many bounce houses so little time
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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