remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Did I show you my penis last night?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize