I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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