YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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