I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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