I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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