bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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