Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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