I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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