I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
you made out with another girl for some wings
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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