Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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