So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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