i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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