Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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