I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
