belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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