just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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