Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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