i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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