Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You were trust falling into bushes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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