can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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