he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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