I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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