I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time