nutella sex= disaster
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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