Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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