Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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