I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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