Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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