haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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