Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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