What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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