Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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