I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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